Life, they say, is about learning to appreciate the small things.
For
proof, look no further than the first-ever “Smallest man-hood Contest”
at King’s County Bar in Brooklyn, New York, on July 20.
According
to a Craigslist ad seeking “less endowed men” to prove that “good
things can come in small packages,” the contest will be “pageant style”
and involve “talent, evening wear, and swimsuit elements.”
And
this won’t be just another pissing contest, either. As the Village
Voice notes, winners will be selected by a “small members expert panel.”
Entrants
must be 21 or older and must be present the day of the contest (no
photos or remote entries), the ad states. They also “should be
comfortable getting hosed down while wearing only skimpy underwear.”
Competitors
scheming to get ahead with a Borat-style man thong (or worse), take
note: Promoters will level the playing field by handing out
standard-issue undies for all contestants to wear.
According
to Gothamist, the victor will receive a crown, the dubious title of
“2013 Smallest man-hood in Brooklyn” and a cash prize, which — should
the winner choose — can be donated to charity.
Presumably there will be no large trophies.
The Huffington Post reached out the bar for comment but did not receive an immediate response.
A
similar contest, held online by a Danish er*tica website, hopes to
raise awareness of what it says should not be a sensitive subject.
“It’s
incredible how the media has frightened people from showing themselves
as they are,” Morten Fabricius, the website’s owner, told the Agence
France-Presse.
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